“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
(Source: 30rockasaurus)
Via Sanity=Boredom
Case For Sunscreen of the Day: This man is 69 years old.
He drove a truck for 28 years.
The premature aging from sun damage to the left side of his face is extensive enough to warrant a feature in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Trucker or not, don’t forget your sunscreen.
Amazing. Wow. Reading that paper now.
That’s the side where the sun hit him through the truck window for 28 years. Wow. Unbelievable.
Wow this is insane!
yeeeenn gotta lai Craig!!~~She aint nothing but a hoochie mamma!
Nuhh uhh who fuck that bitchhh?
ima get my hur like dattt oo
Hanging out with my guy friends:
What my mom thinks I’m doing:
What I’m actually doing:
lmao.
(Source: urbans0uls)
Is every individual fry wrapped with bacon?…That’s A LOT of bacon.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Instant heartburn is instant
*vomits*
